I've been having this recurring situation recently every time I go to the theater where, by the time all the previews are over, they have basically convinced me that no good films will ever be made again.

Don't worry, I'm sure it will only take a few more hours for people to stop making the exact same joke about it.

As far as I'm concerned, Dax Shepard is the name of some Star Wars supporting character. Nothing will convince me a real human is named this.

I call 'em "meep morps."

I suggest getting Mountain on your phone - it's pleasant to carry around with you.

He also writes the AV Club NFL coverage during football season, which even non sports fans should read.

Maybe the next one will be a holiday special where they have to rescue Santa… Something like HO HO POWER RANGERS

I mean, this actually seems like an inventive and interesting concept… Are you just practicing this comment so you'll have it ready for the Emoji movie or Transformers 9?

If we lived in a just universe, she and Imogen Poots would get married and hyphenate their last names.

Friend, let me tell you about cookie butter.

Between this and the flat-earth thing, I'm starting to think there may be something slightly damaging about being a grown man paid millions of dollars to play a game for children.

One I had sex while eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Two weeks later, I found myself outside of a Blake's Lotaburger in Abiquiu, New Mexico, wearing only a white satin robe, with no memory of what had transpired in the meantime.

I'm gonna hold off on that until next week, when that friendly chicken somehow becomes the face of a new online cryptofascist movement.

I was going to say, between Girlboss, Hot Girls Wanted: Turned On, Tramps, and Bill Nye Saves The World, it sounds like April 21 is going to be the most erotic day in recent memory.

Uh, didn't the film version of Deadpool totally have the hots for Ryan Reynolds?

This comment may be three years old, but it still stings.

Hmm maybe I will be going to have done that!

Damn, I would watch The Gallery Of Madame Liu-Tsong right frigging now. That sounds fresh as the Dickens.

I really enjoy how Haskell, in setting up the interview, manages to let us know that he is an amazing cook and Selena Gomez has the tastes of a stupid child. Charming way to set things up.

Tom Corbett, Space Cadet and Bachelor Father are two shows whose titles promise wildly different levels of excitement.