Good point, BillCJ. If we don't keep our standards high, Wikipedia will slowly just turn into one big list of who has had sex with whose helicopters.

My most memorable experience of emergent gameplay was in Ocarina of Time, and I didn't even realize it was emergent until I was playing the 3DS remake. When fighting Ganon in the N64 version, if you wait until he is about to take a swing at you, you can dive roll directly between his legs and end up in perfect…

At least Thor isn't a lady. Could you imagine how freaked out people would be if that happened?

I remember a year ago when Nate Silver said "If Trump wins the election, I'll give up predictive statistics and direct an offbeat metafictional indie comedy." We all thought it was hilarious… But who's laughing now?

"Am I the story of the negro in America?"
"Nein."
"Then I must be a Vietnam war allegory!"

"Bid the soldiers shoot."

At its best, it was fun, exciting, full of clever dialogue and well-sketched characters, and knew exactly how seriously to take itself. It toed the line between pulpy supernatural action-adventure and offbeat, self-aware comedy in a refreshing and ultimately influential way. And also, it could build surprisingly…

Buffy is so old her maiden name was O'Saurus!

Wow, which would be the more offensive part of that for a Breitbart commenter - being called a cuckold or being called sensible?

Possibly brothers. But it's really unlikely for roommates to have the same (hyphenated) last names.

<goldblum>Ah, now, now eventually you do plan to have celebrities… uh… on your, on your Celebrity Apprentice, right?</goldblum>

I take it you've never seen the masterpiece Two-Headed Shark Attack?

Then I would just go by "ma'am."

If I were a megalodon who wanted a nickname, I would probably go by "Don" instead of "Meg."

I really liked Alabama Drive-In's first EP, but then they got all Jesus-y. Like, who do they think they are? Bob Dylan?

I would make it a horror movie somewhere between The Ring and It Follows.

Oooh I'll get one for my stride mother!

I've recently been thinking about this, too. I just finished the story mode of Hyrule Warriors last night as part of my "dealing with unbearable Zelda hype" regimen. It's my first playthrough of this game, which is fun and cute in a fan-fictiony way, but I ended up waaay overpowered for the final boss fight. It…

REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION - THIS MOVIE SUCKS - BUY GOLD - BYYYEEEE

So… DHS sends me the espresso machine, or what?