Does posting snarky comments about Trump on the AV Club count?

"Become who you are."
"Do the best you can be."
"Never don't not feel your feelings."

You are a hero, Mr. Vishnevetsky.

"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong."

Seriously. Especially when "they both suck" was RIGHT THERE.

Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?

Wait, so nobody is going to comment on the "thought-balloon daydream about sucking milk out of the anus of a fish." The… uh… The rest of you can read that, right? That's not just in my head?

You guys should go the opposite direction, too, and do a tour across the country. Get some regional contributors to write Pick Sixes focused on local favorites. It would be fun to have that info - it's always overwhelming when travelling to figure out which local beers you need to try.

Don't forget "emotionally stunted loser!"

Yeeaaaah new Hurray for the Riff Raff album! Small Town Heroes was pretty close to flawless, and has only become more relevant over the past few years (check out "The Body Electric" if you haven't). I'm looking forward to hearing what Segarra has to say in these times.

Here we are, trapped in the amber of Great Job, Internet. There is no "why."

Not to be confused with Edward R. Murrow's famous signoff: "Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?"

And more importantly, do I have to read the review in order to write a comment here?

Yeah, let's be clear. If you don't land there, you aren't going to the moon. You are going toward the moon.

Counterpoint - if you suffer from significant anxiety, frustration, and annoyance, planet Earth in the 21st century is probably where you are.

Ah, thanks! I love QI so much.

There has been a massive copyright takedown of QI episodes recently. Eat a goddamn dick, BBCTV_FremantleMedia, I just want to see Alan Davies make an ass of himself.

You can order 24 packs direct from the Blenheim website. I've done it before - totally worth it.

And now I have a name for my band. Thank you.

Isn't that the film which ends with them watching the sun slowly set into the ocean? That is, the ocean which is to the east of Vietnam?