I guess it's time to come clean.

Tons of Americans know what the Autobahn is. Every time I mention that I work with the Audubon Society, someone always asks me what it's like to drive on a road with no speed limit.

I would say it's closer to a choice Woody Guthrie tune.

"We Asked an AV Club Commenter's Opinion on What Clickbait Is - Their Answer Might Shock You!"

I love me some Flogging Molly, but with Float they started drifting more and more into a regular rock band sound. I listened to a little bit of Speed of Darkness after that and didn't buy a copy. But it's strange, because they are all amazing musicians and still sound fantastic live. They are supposed to have a new…

I've been called "fatty fat balls," too. And it never stops hurting.

Damn. Amandla. It's like they were trying to name her Amanda but then accidentally threw up in their mouths while they were saying it.

I am carrying so much frustration and anger around after the past month in America, and for some reason it all seems ready to immediately focus, laser-like on this stupid fucking idea for a movie.

You know the old saying - "if it farts, it arts."

Aaaaaaaaand… Cancelled.

It's like, Jimmy Fallon is a puppy, and sometimes puppies pee on your rug. But that's because they are puppies and don't know any better. But when Bill Maher pees on your rug, you can bet he meant to do it for one reason or another.

Max Irons. Samantha Barks. If only they would have had the budget for Imogen Poots.

I know IV means "Georgian" as in the Eastern European country, but from now on I'm going to imagine Stalin sounding like Rhett Butler

Kirk Cameron.

Well great, I guess this is my fetish now.

There are many fun things about Hyrule Warriors, but the updated OoT-style fairies are probably what made me happiest. Those fairies were very… important to my early adolescence.

LEAVE LIFETIME BIOPICS ALOOOOOONE

Well, that and the break from "Amen, Brother" by the Winstons.

*barking dog*
*barking dog*
"Yay-uh!"
*hand clap*
*barking dog*
*fart noise*

Long story short, it will save Sean Connery's life but you can't take it out of the temple.