And I call it Keanu and the Cloneasaurus.

Everyone fancies a Danish.

Ass immolation.

I still prefer Myths Retold's versions of these stories, but mostly because of all the incredibly inventive cursing.

If by "toddler" you mean "God-awful racist" and "Lex Luthor" you mean "democracy," then, yes. that makes sense.

Still I wish there was something Caradog James could say
To try an' make me give this film an "A"
But it couldn't rise above its shitty writing anyway
Don't Knock Twice was just alright.

Obnoxious commercials for this have been playing non-stop on YouTube, and every time I've seen one I have hated it more and more.

If Lisa Hannigan (misspelled in the review?) doesn't get to sing soon, I'm going to be so disappointed. Her new album is excellent, but even more haunting and melancholy than her previous solo ventures…

McGregor rejects acting offers to focus on fighting, showing the business acumen and sound long-term career planning of someone who gets repeatedly kicked in the head for a living.

I know of him.

"Team Trump had blood coming out of their gaping, seeping wounds. Blood coming out of their.. Wherever."

Godzilla vs. Bambi?

Yeah. His Black Mirror reviews, for example, are much better. The self-contained nature of each episode seems to play more into his strengths.

Do you have a let's play you would recommend? I was intrigued by a lot of stuff in the review, but I don't have a console that can play RE7. So I thought I would check out a let's play, but all the ones I saw had suuuper obnoxious commentary.

I hate to criticize writers on the internet (I know quite well how thankless that job is), but Zack had similar problems reviewing Westworld. His reviews didn't really engage the material, explore the themes, or provide insight so much as complain about the general setup of the show. It was a slow-burn, puzzle-box…

I thought it was a Zorro prequel.

The double down was delicious. I would eat one right now if I could.

So now I respect Shia LaBeouf more than I respect the current US President. What a difference a week makes, huh?

The AV Club

Good ol' Snots.