Goddamn it! I set this up for you!

Who else is Trump considering? You guessed it…

Can you imagine the shit that would be going down right now if this cup had been from Starbucks?

Aww… I was picturing Steve Buscemi in his 30 Rock private eye role.

That's a great review, but what the hell is the font on the Voice website? I am not a typography snob, but it seriously made me feel a little ill.

If this article doesn't prove that any tiny scrap of Star Wars content - no matter how piddling and insignificant - deserves its own newswire, I don't know what will.

Exactly - it's one of the most positive, charming, and engaging things I've ever read. I had been meaning to check it out for a while (because I love everything Ryan North does), but I finally got around to picking up the first run the week after the election. SG is probably in my top 5 reasons I'm gonna make it…

OBAMA IS THE AC [alternating current]. HE KILLED TOPSY THE ELEPHANT AND HE WILL KILL YOU TOO.

I wish this were like Gotham or the Star Wars prequels… All throughout the movie Barry would run into shoehorned-in younger versions of Mitch McConnell, Sarah Palin, Paul Ryan, etc. first getting up to their evil tricks.

Please tell me you didn't add that parenthetical in there yourself. I really want to imagine the writer of this all-caps word salad being juuuust about to post, then thinking "oh, you know what, maybe I should clarify what I mean by 'AC.' Wouldn't want to confuse anyone!"

*Ctrl+F "Squirrel Girl"*

That didn't stop people from voting for Trump.

Heh heh. Afloat.

How about Kangaskhan, which hatches from an egg as an adult marsupial with a baby already in its pouch.

Reminds me of a poem:

Submitting my last major assignment of the year (a post-Marxist reading of Pokemon Go) gave me time to finally beat the game today before I have to start grading undergrads. I think it's my third favorite game in the series, behind X/Y and Gold/Silver. A really strong showing with the best setting and plot of any…

And he knows that babies taste best!

Individually, no. But doritos form the basis of nachos, and tapatio dorito nachos are the food of the Gods

One of the top ten things that makes living in Texas bearable is Tapatio flavored doritos.

I got kombucha once. It's still not responding to the antibiotics.