Counterpoint: The architect of the Matrix being an incomprehensible elderly scotsman would have been incredible.

Hey, anyone remember when Will Smith turned town the role of Neo in The Matrix? And also turned down the role of Django in Django Unchained? Because maybe he needs to pay someone to read scripts for him.

Something tells me this thread is going to get grizzly.

What else do you need, really?

Spider-Man: Homecoming 2: The Re-Homecomening

My favorite thing about the McWrap was that it somehow got through the entire chain of command at a major corporation, from conception to focus testing to product rollout, without anyone saying its name out loud and thinking "hey, doesn't this sound like 'Mmm crap?'"

Imagine Christmas wishes
shooting out of your eyes.
A candy cake full of snow dreams.
A stocking full of smiles.

As if "vaping happily" were a thing.

God I wish this were the stupidest blatant internet lie the american people believed this year.

I remember someone doing a Cinema-Sins-style takedown of Cinema Sins that was pretty worthwhile.

Yes. Similarly, "like gangbusters" has been having a moment recently. Although for some reason that phrase always makes me really uncomfortable.

I'm sorry, outgrow… Disney movies?

What's the disappointing ending to the "looking for James Franco" storyline?

So when I hunt humans for sport, I guess the "ball-like" substitute is… My pit of venomous snakes?

I hope he learns a lesson about friendship at the end.

This is offensive to rock n roll dinosaurs. They survived the K-T extinction AND kept on shredding - they deserve your respect.

This is a trap.

Welcome to the club! I'm super excited about Nina Simone this month.

No! This is not allowed! You can only be a pretentious vinyl snob or a worthless digital rube. This is the narrative.

Well, I guess I have to take back all the bad things I said about that Blink-182 vinyl box set last week.