Make me a Bonestorm movie or go to Hell!

Ha, exactly. You can seriously get choked just by breathing near it.

I love ginger beers and ales. I've got to say, though, Blenheim hot ginger ale needs to be mentioned. It's a literally breathtaking amount of ginger flavor. Adding whiskey to it actually waters down its kick. It's… an experience anyone who likes ginger should try.

I was so bummed to miss Belladonna of Sadness when it came to Dallas. I think I'm gonna try that new Criterion streaming platform just so I can watch it.

I can't wait for the extra CGI bullshit they will add when they print the second edition of this book

And you're saying the Germans don't have a word for that?

2016

Thankfully you were able to clarify the… Uh, what would you call that? Central idea? Main point?

I guess I'm the only one here who misses HMs. That's fine - they were often really annoying. But to me, part of the game was building a team that could succeed in battle and also help you navigate your world. Your Pokemon got stronger, and that allowed you to explore new areas and reshape your environment. It's…

Not done with the main game yet (having to both give and take final exams is a fun new twist in my educational journey) but I feel pretty clear that X/Y is still the best game of the series. Sun/Moon stepped backward in a few key ways. Pokemon refresh is worse than amie, the removal of super training is…

I think it was made just to allow thousands of youtube commenters to insufferably point out how there is no sound in space.

Shut your time mouth. Chris Thile is a goddamned national treasure.

Truly, who in this world knows more about dog hats than Shia LaBeouf?

Not to be confused with Aguirre's secret weapon, which is its clever use of a shitload of tiny monkeys.

Don't Let the Pigeon Forge the Metal

I'm pretty sure there is a great ball in a trash can on board the S.S. Anne in R/B/Y.

Not once we're done with it!

Let's all chip in $1,000 and make it an A.V. Club timeshare.

Yeah! There are a lot of cheap, terrible options. But if you can swing it, you can get a really good new turntable in around the $200 range. I'd recommend a U-turn Orbit Basic if you just want something affordable, dependable, and without any frills. Or if you want something a little more substantial, an…

Supper Club: It's time to put away your childish meat grill and learn how to sous-vide like a grown man. Also here's some wacky bullshit we put bacon on top of!