I don't want to begrudge people what makes them happy. But that music was not made for vinyl. Blink-182 music was made to be downloaded from Napster and written onto a CD-R to give to that girl with the nose ring who sits in the back of Ms. Bennett's sophmore English class.

Say no more. If it's giving people meat, then I'm on board. I've always said Humans need more animal blood.

Yeah, the author seems to be having late-night-infomercial-level difficulties with this. You have to really try to fail at cleaning a George Foreman grill. Say, by not using the little cleaning tool that came with it and cleaning it while it is still hot.

I want to be honest. I love listening to vinyl records. I'm not snobby about it - I just think they are fun. And I'm not ashamed to say that I like Blink-182.

I have a mug with a cartoon of an anteater dressed up like a businessperson. Beneath this drawing is written "Don't vark too aard"

Hey you know what they say about great minds?

Ok, let's get this out of the way:

Yeah, come to think of it, that's exactly how I figured it out. But thanks for your help.

So the New York Rangers, I guess. I just spent 20 seconds wondering why the Madison Square Garden Company runs the credit cards at the Ballpark in Arlington.

Take my identity… Please!

Thanks for the link! Giving to PP and the ACLU is routine for me, so getting a game called Space Brothel for doing so is just icing on the cake.

I don't know if advice counts as a spoiler, but Crabrawlers are super easy to find. They hide in the piles of berries you see under certain trees

The real glass ceiling is how many good Pokemon have an 87.5% male encounter rate.

Oh that's good to know! I just spent a miserable five minutes trying to catch a bonsly because it called four friends in.

Things I'm enjoying so far: the general aesthetic is nice. I like the local flavor in the visuals and the music. There are lots of good Pokes early in the game - I feel like my team is already pretty enjoyable.

That's why we haven't had an Unbeatable Squirrel Girl movie - none of the villains Marvel has the rights to could give her a reasonable challenge.

I want to see a return to 45s being printed on the cardboard sides of cereal boxes. That's back when gimmicky music distribution had that warm sound and full low end.

Every week: Who ate this baby?

I think a lot of Mario games have proceeded with this in mind very will. The hover nozzle in Sunshine and the Wiimote-shake midair spin in the Galaxy games seem placed there just to give you that little extra bit of confidence to fling yourself into risky situations.

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