No, what about Brave? She had a mom, and she learned that all the trouble she caused by riding horses and standing up for herself could… be… solved by going back home and learning to sew?

Sadly, that script for The Rescuers 3 would never see the light of day.

But how else am I gonna make the payments on my Land Rover Range Rover? Working easy google task is the only life I'm good for.

Misguided inclusivity. Or, you know, maybe just because this is an alternate Earth where, around the point when humans were developing writing and agriculture, a race of all-powerful aliens fought a scorched-earth battle for planetary domination. Which may have had some consequences on human religion and…

Plus, Andy realized a very subtle bit of truth - he is the one with the airplane. He is an older white man feeling sorry for himself because everything around him is changing, but he has the means and the power to reach out and be a part of that world. His family members, for various reasons, have left, and Andy is…

I just spent a good hour this afternoon going through the extremely long "choose your starter" cutscene because I kept getting male Popplios. Maybe I am too heteronormative, but I really didn't want to evolve a male seal into an opera-singing mermaid.

Well, I guess this is one thing to look forward to.

That's not the dawn, that's a nuclear holocaust.

Not to be too forward, but how would you feel about a sham green card marriage with a handsome and talented American?

Free blowjobs? No, money down!

Cartels, man. Is there anything they won't use to transport drugs?

It's not that odd - it's a live-action version rip-off of every Popeye and Sweet Pea cartoon. But instead of Popeye, it's a gang of inept criminals led by Joe Mantegna.

*cluck

So… Three delusional career criminals with short tempers and no impulse control kidnap a baby for ransom, but the plan goes terribly wrong. This… This is the exact plot of Baby's Day Out.

I thought it would be acute show!

I had an idea for an educational show about rapping angles, but everyone told me it was obtuse.

VR pods. Like the ones you can take your ham sandwich into.

Agreed. Plus, he repeatedly uses the word "foreshadowing" to refer to gradual plot development. That's not what that word means.

NO CAPES

Pretty bold choice making a penis joke about Benedict Cumberbatch's name while leaving out the syllable that sounds most like the word "dick." I respect that.