Yeah, it's pretty easy to tell kids "be happy with what you have" when you're an unelected troll princess living off the labor of the trolletariat.

I don't mean to dismiss mindfulness or counseling or any of that. That's valid and helpful for many people, and it has helped me personally. What I'm saying is the idea stated in the review that happiness doesn't come from "something you eat, or drink, or take" marginalizes the millions of people who do need…

Here's a hot take from someone who has not and will not see this movie: the idea that everyone has the "power to be happy" inside them to is total bullshit. It's one of the major societal forces working against those who should seek professional help for mental illness.

Guerrilla marketing for the Footloose reboot?

Yeah, the mystery isn't "by what process are these feet detaching themselves?" The mystery is who the majority of these feet belong to, what happened to them, and why has nobody found the bodies.

But if you can't hear the announcers, how do you know which team has the momentum?

Troll 2?

"He's got hair coming out of his nose. Hair coming out of his… wherever."

My degree in literature finally pays off!

It took me a second, but I imagine he means a pregnant woman is like a submarine because there is a tiny person inside them which they protect from inhospitable exterior elements. Which… gets more upsetting the more I think about it?

I hate rewarding Washington for anything.

I think it will be a good game, and I'm looking forward to it. Which a vaaasst improvement over how I felt before any and every game last season.

I guess that makes some sense. I don't really have strong feelings about this. All I'm saying is the general rule that fumbling out of bounds through an endzone = a turnover isn't really that arbitrary. There are harsher consequences for doing it in your own endzone for the reasons you mentioned. But I don't think…

I think the point is that, in your argument that fumbling out of one end zone should be like fumbling anywhere else on the field, you also admitted that fumbling out of the other end zone has special consequences. So why one end zone and not the other?

I'll keep trying. I have no problem with unique voices. Dylan, Young, and Newsom are three of my favorite artists. It's kind of hard to put a finger on what bothers me. It's more like his style or delivery?

Oberst is one of those musicians that I know I should like, but I don't. I mean, he's a major figure in a genera I really like. I love some of his songs when he isn't the one singing them (Dave Rawlings and Gillian Welch's cover of "Method Acting," for example, is infinitely better than Oberst's own version). There is…

Westworld Season 2 confirmed?

When the MiB was shooting up that whole village, there was a throwaway line from someone in the control room asking if they needed to "slow him down," right? I suspect there are some in-game consequences for being a murderbro. Maybe the hosts become more resistant to bullets, or start avoiding you, or maybe you can…

"I appreciate how he doesn't sexually assault every woman he meets. Just some of them."

Wait, steam power is supposed to not kill circus animals? I guess I've misunderstood what "steampunk" means this whole time.