It could have happened. There was a small wild camel population in the Southwest left over from the Camel Corps, but it wasn't large enough to sustain itself and wild camel sightings dried up by the turn of the century.

A dromedary has one hump.

Yet I really like the implication that the British royal family are useless because they only produce low-quality sex tapes.

Yes! It's on the regular menu too! In my household, the phrase "chicken biscuit early" describes the situation when you have to wake up so early, only a HBCB can make you excited to take on the day.

Sean O'Neal coming in clutch. Whataburger taquitos are the perfect breakfast food, and one of the main redeeming features of living in Texas.

I was on board until I read the phrase "muffin crown."

Woah, get a load of this fellow! He doesn't like parents OR McDonalds!

I'm pretty sure it's a candy bar.

No. It can also be a shitty celebrity memoir.

Well, I read the sentence in the second paragraph as "Those who can pronounce thelemity, dubbed fontani, become near godlike beings." And then I was kind of disappointed when I realized my error.

I did. Although there was a time many years ago when I could recite the whole bit from memory. I was truly the coolest kid in 9th grade.

I don't know. It doesn't seem like they have done anything in the past couple of years. I'm super jealous that you saw them live!

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-applebanger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-…

Captain Power!
He's the man
Whose name you would love to touuuuuch

Me too! Even though I'd rather hear Meath making new songs with Mountain Man than Sylvan Esso, I guess I can't complain much.

Yeah that is strange. Galaxy 2 was one of my favorite games… I don't mind other Mario styles, but I wish it could have had a Wii U successor.

Not sold as in I've only played it for a bit, but I'm not warming to them. I've never had a problem with powerups that change the way Mario jumps (I loved the propeller mushroom, for example) but the ability to just run up a wall if you miss your jump feels… Wrong? A little too easy? Maybe I'm just being an old "Back…

Yesterday I realized that the used Wii U I bought a couple of weeks ago came with Super Mario 3D World preinstalled… Nobody told me that when I bought it! So, I guess I'm gonna be playing that. Not sold on the cat suits, to be honest.

…each somehow dumber than the last.

May I also add that people whose opinions are contrary to mine are bad and wrong.