I once edited an interview with Lowery about Ain't Them Bodies Saints where he went on and on about how "ain't" is a uniquely and exclusively American word. Which, as anyone who has ever heard a cockney accent before can tell you, is not the case. I decided to cut that section so he wouldn't look like an idiot.

*quietly scoots other end of red carpet into pit of venomous snakes*

I'm not like the others, Bigfoot; I see through your monster coatings to the gentle loner inside.

For some reason W101 was never even on my radar. But since everyone here recommends it, I will have to check it out.

I picked up Guacamelee on steam. It was tons of fun! I'm really excited for Severed.

Radical! I just moved, so if I have Internet set up by then, I will join. If not, I'll be in next month!

Ahh i forgot about Super Mario Maker! That's going on the list. I do have a Wii that I got after the Wii U came out, and hugely agree on Galaxy. Galaxy 2 is basically flawless.

I got a Wii U! For the first time since my GameCube, I have a current-gen console!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Captain Link Hogthrob.

I consider myself first and foremost a member of the Gnomon Society.

Seriously! Do they think I have nothing better to do than sit here all day and click refresh?

Is this some sort of obscure sex thing?

Well now I'm confused and aroused.

I liked the discordant organ score as Ted Cruz slowly arose from the lake.

I thought about watching the convention last night so I could snarkily hate-tweet about it. But instead I drank some alcohol, watched Carnival of Souls, and went to sleep early.

Hey, you guys remember when Scott Baio sneezed on Marissa Tomei?

Date night plans: someplace with a shitload of Pokestops.

Just got my N64 out of storage, so I'm going through some classics. Banjo Kazooie right now, which really was a charming game. I forgot how fantastic the sound design was.

Like, in general? …No.

Ooh what is it called? (he asked instead of using Google)