It's got to be Raiders, right? That may be a perfect movie… Although I would have said Road Warrior was a perfect movie until I saw Fury Road.

If I recall correctly, this movie also played heavily into the "every action movie must have a really uncomfortable sex scene shot like softcore porn, with mood lighting and smooth jazz and so much feathered hair" trope… Another essential feature of 80s action movies.

Oh God… But on the bright side, now I know what I would use the purge to do: eat as many endangered species as possible.

Yes! Expert opinion! So what about crimes with more complicated timeframes? Say I put a virus in your business' financial software on a regular day, but wait until the Purge to activate it? Or what if I stab somebody during the Purge, but they don't die until the next day?

Wait, which direction do Kardashians go normally? Have I arranged mine wrong?

Joshua Oppenheimer's The Act of Purging

I just hope Beck can stop his archenemy Weezer from setting off the deadly Folk Implosion.

So, people who have seen any Purge movies, please fill me in. I know that most of the focus of the "crime is legal" stuff is on murder, but what about things like embezzlement? If you steal from your employer during the purge, are they allowed to fire you? Are there social consequences to participating in the purge…

Sad. I have so many Trump jokes, you wouldn't believe it. And they are all great! People tell me I have the best Trump jokes, and I believe them.

I can't take Lovecraft seriously ever since Myths Retold pointed out that you can replace every adjective he uses with the word "spooky" and nothing changes. For example:

If it were released today, it would be the first step in the Super Smash Bros. cinematic universe.

As she was leaning in to pin the hand on him, I literally shouted "kiss!" at my TV.

"Step one: stick them with the pointy end."

It says a lot about how incredible this episode was that it took me about twenty minutes after the credits rolled to realize that we didn't see anything from Sandor or Brienne. I really wanted to see them again!

Next season: Euron arrives in Meereen. He and Daario spend episode after episode smack-talking about whose dick is bigger.

Damn that was some episode.

I was going to make a suggestion about Dany, Yara, and Lyanna Mormont, something something "the dragon has three heads," but then I realized that - as amazing as Lady Mormont is - there is no way I can make that joke about a ten year old without feeling creepy as hell.

Wildtrial? Are you a DJ?

an odd combination of hot dogs, tacos, and pastrami sandwiches

I live every week like it's Star Wars Week.