Calvin Enemy Philips @calvininsf
Trump, @Rosie, was upset that a staffer was played by a woman, and you do a great impression of him. Willing to take one for the team?

Idea I've had for a few weeks. Hire out the Sesame Street workshop people to build puppets of everybody in the White House.

They could save on set lighting and just not turn on any lights. It would be a visual experience.

Breitbart has to write about it first.

I hate to say it, but we need to fire Alec Baldwin.

More than being lampooned as a press secretary who makes up facts, it was Spicer’s portrayal by a woman that was most problematic in the president’s eyes, according to sources close to him. And the unflattering send-up by a female comedian was not considered helpful for Spicer’s longevity in the grueling, high-profile…

It's very Zapp Brannigan.

"Start at the top. I don't think the President owns a bathrobe. He definitely doesn't wear one," Spicer added, apparently referring to a line in the story that describes Trump watching television in his bathrobe in the evenings.

We've gone back in time. The president is Eisenhower level confused by technology.

Considering they can't seem to work the lights in the White House, there's even odds on that right now.

Alec Baldwin's transition from dramatic actor to fantastic comedic actor/impersonator will always be my favorite thing about the 2000s.

How long until we just burn scientists at the stake?

Fuck Republicans.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck everybody who tried to both sides are the same.
We're about to see the country implode and all my family can say is "Yeah he's a jerk but the country sucks anyway." Fuck you people. And not in a funny sexual way either, you deserve nothing but misery.

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Just a reminder. It's 2017 and Donald Trump supporters talk on the same IQ level as a 1960s Marvel comic strawman.

Let's ask Jack Kirby about this one.

My favorite thing about all the marches today is that the president is completely in favor of them.

Everybody likes to have funny nicknames for the president. Republicans spent eight years thinking of some with Obama. My grandmother has a few for Donald Trump.

The One Where Everybody Pees.

Donald Trump loves peeeeeeeeee. I'm kinkshaming the president.