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Marvel don't do that. That's DC shit.
She hasn't been right since her head transplant.
I just realized the word I'm looking for is legitimized. Trump legitimized all these racist views. Fox News had no problem conning my grandfather into buying every one of their racist books about how liberals/minorities or Obama are destroying the country. But they're scared as hell about Trump outright saying this…
We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet.
Islamophobia has been mainstream since 9/11, overtly mainstream since then. George Bush won the Muslim vote in 2000 and lost it in 2004. Obama was attacked OVER AND OVER viciously by people in 2008 for being a secret Muslim. It's not anymore mainstream now than 15 years ago. The dog whistles are just gone. Trump…
That Maya & Marty variety show got horrible ratings last night. I know NBC wants to revive the genre, but, when all your attempts in the last three years have bombed, shouldn't you realize?
They went after Obama on that INSTANTLY. One of Romney's massive attacks on him was that Obama refused to call it an act of terrorism. They were gunning for him the instant that happened and Romney still got his shit kicked in election day. If Romney can't sweep in on terrorism, Trump doesn't stand a chance.
If terrorist attacks helped Republicans, President Romney would be running for a second term this year though.
He's the crazy thing. A terrorist attack would actually hurt Trump. When the Paris attack happened, Ben Carson flamed out because his response to the attacks was to fall asleep. Trump didn't go back to first because of a conceived notion that he was strong on terrorism. He used the attack to go back to his…
It still amazes me that Trump thinks Obama's acclaimed 2012 winning strategy is overrated. So, his idea? LITERALLY MORE OF WHAT HE IS DOING RIGHT NOW.
Early Community is really interesting. I love Jeff and Abed throwing around BCI like it's a real phrase. I just love that period where NBC still wanted them to be hip and cool and with it, like the fellow young people.
I think he was too busy scaring Disney by starring in a string of flops. Same reason they pushed back Pirates 5 until like 2090.
Senor Chang: Dude, even I know you’re lame. And I’m a tenured professor sitting in a beanbag chair.
Troy: You’re not a professor.
Senor Chang: Shut up, man.
Do they put people on trial for accidentally almost ordering an airstrike?
Alice should have had a sequel penciled in years ago, when the 3D wave was still high. Take away the 3D and a massive six year gap and you're left with nothing.
Is that Joel?
Since we are a Community discussion board, I'd like to share my favorite throwaway joke.
Avatar will never bomb, because they will never release the sequels. Cameron already wants to film like four more movies.