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    The original Huntsman movie barely made a profit, so it bombing was an obvious conclusion from day one. Alice only made so much money riding the Avatar wave. If the first one came out last year or the year before, it would have easily bombed.

    My dad had a bird when I was really little. It always flew around if he let it out of the cage. The one time it decided to walk around the house, I watched the dog eat it.

    I'm really hoping they're using Hela as a way to streamline the Lady Death character. It would be a great way to keep Blanchett around for future movies too.

    I really hope they're saving Beta Ray Bill. Throw him in as a Falcon type character, then let him and Hercules be the big stars of Thor 4.

    Keaton apparently likes to say no to a role multiple times until he's sure the producers ACTUALLY want him. I hope this time he's actually sticking around.

    Thor 3 is pulling out all the stops goddamn.

    Seeing the way my grandmother's two cats interact with each other and people, this led me to a question. Do cats know they're pets and live with you? Or do they think they're being held hostage and just slowly accept their fate?

    Every politician should have a Taft to run against. An easily steamrolled guy who can't put up a good fight.

    The Republicans thank you for giving them somebody to brag about accomplishing after they beat you in the election.

    Restrooms are only for peeing, pooping and Republican gay sex. Anything else is a massive violate of the core rules of public restrooms. It's time to demolish all restrooms and turn them into Walmarts.

    Using a bathroom is now a bigger emergency than a snowstorm. You should be serious about this. It is very serious.

    Chase Strangio @chasestrangio

    It probably does barely register on a day when one of his delegates was arrested for child porn and weapons charges.

    Michael Tracey @mtracey
    Trump just made a fat joke about Christie. At an event to retire Christie's campaign debt. Lord, have mercy.

    Being stuck in an infinite loop of Groundhog Day rewatches would be an interesting way to spend your life.

    This was yesterday's:

    It's time for today's edition of "First thing I heard upon waking up today"

    Pokemon Sun and Moon will feature multiple islands. While it seemed obvious at the time anyway, it's still good to get confirmation of it. Let's just hope they aren't all tiny islands though.