This is not pop culture news. You absolute fucking hacks.

Internet reacts with predictable restraint to literally a dozen assholes complaining

The internet wants so badly for this guy to be a thing.

Did you guys review Amy Schumer's Leather Special or did I miss that?

Most people don't care about it. It's just that the ones who do are really loud.

Actual adults who unironically call themselves "witches" are exactly the sort of shit that has transformed the left into an embarrassing caricature right out of Sean Hannity's worst fever dreams.

No, but white people love Hamilton, MBMBaM, and Ignition (Remix). Like, a lot. And not just any white people, like Hillary supporter white.

This is the whitest thing that's ever happened.

Holy shit you're a pretty Great Ally too.

You are the Best Ally.

You mean an outrageous thing that went viral on the internet turned out to be a hoax? You don't say!

I have a feeling that it will be, just that the author was not aware of the original. The story of Action Park As Told by the Silicon Valley writers and Johnny Knoxville seems almost a little TOO perfect, though.

You guys sound like a blast.

You seem fun.

AUX, indeed. This is not pop culture news.

Wow, this article was aggregated from a content aggregator, then misrepresented to increase clicks. You absolute fucking hacks.

The AV Club has become Gawker in every way. 90% of its content is either aggregated, sponsored content, or clickbait involving the current racial/gender/Trump-related outrage.

Well good luck with that.

I never said anything about black people. And I mentioned "racist" because it has become a blanket term used to define anyone on the right.

That is not the point. We are supposed to be better than that, and the hypocricy of gleefully mocking an innocent child should make anyone on the left uncomfortable.