"Two brothers… One speaks no English, the other learned English from
watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me… Which is better,
speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?"

Okay fine, ROK isn't MRA.

The thing that got me about "Leo hasn't won an Oscar!" is how the internet basically acted like this was a thing that hasn't happened before, where deserving actors get nominated over decades and don't win. It's like, do you clowns know how long it took Paul Newman and Al Pacino to win one? They didn't invent snubbing…

I can't say what my favorite moment of Nextwave was because I have so many, but just off the top of my head? "FIN FANG FOOM PUT YOU IN HIS PANTS," when the Dormammu knock off declared he was returning "to fuck all of you," the weaponized drop bears (and Aaron Stack's hilarious no selling of it with "Fear my robot…

I am not a fan of the genre but good god I love "Downtown." Mostly because of the video, but also because of the sheer over the top insanity of the choruses. Go big or go home.

I remember a review of that Fiona Apple album that was the title of the album, and a single sentence: "I used up the word count for my review on the damn title."

Okay, fine, I brought this up elsewhere, but Mew-a Danish indie rock band-called their fifth album this:

I likely shouldn't talk because I like Danish indie rockers Mew and just go google them to find out what they called their fifth album…but good god that's a pretentious album title.

The longer this series goes on, the more annoyed I get that Fury Road's article for this series was "Boy, Wouldn't It Have Been Better With Mel Gibson" rather than, you know, actually discussing the movie as it exists.

Likely, but it feels so arbitrary to pick on a bug dumb popcorn movie for going over two hours when most movies these days period aim for the 2:10-2:30 range. It's like ridiculing a porcupine for having quills.

I actually use the moment when Gibson said during his acceptance speech for Braveheart, "Like all directors, I always wanted to act." as my good memory of him.

I liked the guy that year who remarked "I'm glad I just wasn't up against Return of the King," during his acceptance speech.

The Letterman Oscars were great just because as soon as it was announced I thought "man, these clowns have no idea what they're in for," and sure enough, I was right. They got David Letterman all right.

I have a feeling this is going to wind up in my blu ray collection in the massive guilty pleasure section as soon as it gets cheap enough.

I knew someone who, after careful study of all nine seasons, concluded that Doggett was better than Mulder and the ninth was the best season.

"Overstuffed" in the headline.

I don't know why but as I read this story I was reminded of the old Bloom County where Milo was utterly convinced he had found messages in the albums of a band, and when he played them backwards, the messages were "Go to church! Say your prayers! Tithe!"

Golden age of metal?

Well Darin Morgan's was written for another show entirely and re-purposed as a X-Files episode, and two of Carter's completely contradict the original series mythology, so…not so much.

Headline makes it sound like it was going to be over 3 hours long.