I've known what that lyric has been for years and I still hear "wrapped up like a douche." That's never going away.

I thought the movie was a reboot myself. Silly me.

Deadpool's opening credits might have been the best thing about the movie, and I loved the movie. Guardians of the Galaxy sold me on the rest of the movie with it's credits sequence.

You couldn't have made Fury Road with Mel Gibson in the role of Max, because his presence would have deformed the movie so much it wouldn't have been Fury Road.

Street Fighter V doesn't come with an arcade mode?

Chapter skip as soon as they break into Wick's place.

Approaching 20 years old.

Ahh, there it is, "borrowing." The time honored excuse for Jimmy Page taking an entire song someone else wrote, slapping his name on it, going "OOPS" when he's called on it, and belatedly adding credit when he's caught. Which is what happened with "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You."

Of course the internet isn't watching it, like we'd admit it if we were?

Jimmy Page gets so many free passes from Zep fans-and I am one of them-for his unrepentant flat out credit thievery and plagiarism that it comes as no shock to me that anything else he did is given a miss. I mean almost half of Zep's debut is songs someone else wrote that he put his name on, but say that to a Zep fan…

The presence of Porky's and Heavy Metal on this list make me glad that sometime in the next year I'm moving to Alberta to live with my girlfriend. That is the kind of country I want to live in!

Hilariously, Luckytom321 is demonstrating a pretty good definition of prideful.

They would be missing a bet if they did that and didn't make the title have Link in the name instead of Zelda.

"Not Dead Yet" pretty much was an action movie, so it would make a far better movie than Old Man Logan.

Oh that misunderstood scene.

All too often I want to grab reviewers of popular music and remind them they're fucking reviewing popular music.

Not sure how workable "I'm a batshit insane egomaniac" is as a marketing ploy…

New drinking game: every time an article on the A.V. Club has the word "overstuffed" in it, you take a drink.

I had no idea what this episode was supposed to be, which is a sentiment I suspect the episode shared. You can get away with tonal shifts if done carefully, but this was just shit being thrown at the walls to see what stuck. Thus far Carter's episodes have been pretty damn dreadful.

I actually had to correct some people who were up in arms on Tumblr about how Deadpool has historically been a rated R character-not so much, actually-but even I pointed out that no matter what kind of stories were in the comics, IT WAS FUCKING RATED R.