Spoiler plot twist for 'The Last Jedi':

With any luck he was instantly killed by the initial blast. Unlike this circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.

For your Anniversary ya dingus!

Having my nuts bitten off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.

Luxury!

Continuity porn is true.
If you don't watch Amateur Ass Munchers Volumes 1 & 2, it's hard to pickup the overarching story arc that develops in Volumes 3 to 400.

He died on the way back to his home planet.

"What we have here, is a failure to digest."

He was never the same after he mainlined all of that spectrox on Androzani Minor.

Part of me says yes. In the ensuing melee I'm sure that quite a few will be wiped out to help thin the herd of some loonies.

I love that song…but why?

Maybe Bugsy Malone can shoot a cream pie at him whilst singing a wistful tune dubbed by Paul Williams.

11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Infringe on Thy Kelvinator's Patent.

Are there any women here today?

Holy Spambot!

I'm looking forward to the end of this year when Patrick Duffy takes a shower and we learn that this whole administration was all a terrible dream.

Starring internationally renowned Asian actor Matt Damon in the lead role!

You would think that he could afford a less ridiculous looking rug too.

The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think,
by the way, which one is called 'Pink'?

God is a concept, by which we measure our own turds.