That's perverse!

No, he said, "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire!"

"A trick is something a whore does for money….you know, like when they let you grab them by the pussy."

Irregardless, I find that undisguinished is a perfectly cromulent word to use.

"Evening, bitches."

It's true! It's true! We are so lame!

He can't half play the bongos.

*starts gathering members of AV Club for Billy Corgan blanket party*

Did he grab her by the Rosebud?

"I've got the best wooden sled. It's amazing, you won't believe it. It's the greatest symbol of my lost innocence and childhood that you've ever seen."

The AV Club turned into the Home Shopping Network so gradually, I never even noticed it.

It is a perfectly cromulent book.

Everyone knows about the secret government tidal pumping stations situated far off the coast that secretly regulate the waves on every coastline around the earth 365 days a year.

What?!

Something something something sugar tits?

Hey! He's trying to bring fairness and civility to the comments section!
Let's get him!

Hey Russia! Where can I find me an elusive Snowdenosaur?

They just plain cucked. I've seen people cuck before but they were the cuckiest bunch of cucks that ever cucked.

What's a truck?

All the way down!