I read a think piece once saying if you like Idiocracy and find it funny you are clearly pro-eugenics. That ALMOST made me laugh more than the movie itself.

"Avvviiii!"

I'd just like to reiterate how brilliant it was to cast Josh Gad as LeFou.

Blood? Blood.

Is there an option to loathe him for what he was accused of AND agree that he deserved the Oscar? Because I get the feeling me being glad he won for his performance means I'm automatically an asshole in some people's eyes.

I can't remember the statistic, but someone did the math and the time this saves is so incredibly small that trying to justify it by saying it will speed up the game is absurd.

Out of concern for the safety of my students, I feel compelled to ask…are you inssannnneeee in the membrane?

I loved both films but Moonlight really took me by surprise. I had a friend see it and tell me to go, but not read anything about it before I did (I knew the basic setup and that's it) I'd love to see it win because it feels like, if you'll pardon the cliche, a very IMPORTANT movie right now. And one that features…

MOMMY'S ALT-RIGHT
DADDY'S ALT-RIGHT
THEY JUST SEEM A LITTLE WEEEEEIRRDDD
THEY'RE RACISTS
THEY'RE RACISTS
THEY LIKE TRUMP FOR WHAT HE SAYYYYYYSSS

Oh God it really is…and he was wearing sunglasses the whole time? Mega douche.

June's absolute revulsion at his interview after professing her love for him was incredible. I'm just glad she switched sides because that was creeeeppppyyyy

Missing Richard Simmons is shockingly interesting and emotional-I wouldn't have guessed from the premise it would hold my attention like it does, but my lord does it. When I go for a run I always listen to music but I was so hooked in the second episode I listened to that instead. The idea that the story could change…

Walton Goggins for Dr. Loomis!

Most everyone else: "It's so cool that we have Rey, a strong female lead that doesn't rely on men to achieve her goals!"

*Makes a Frankenstein movie*
"It sucks I have to write reboots and remakes because that's what people see!"

Few performances have scared me like hers in Gone Girl.

Two of the coolest women in rock? FUCK. YES. Everyone I've talked to is unimpressed so screw it, I'm going by myself.

Seeing this Saturday and Lego Batman. Who knew one weekend in February could produce two films I want to see opening weekend?!

THE DADGUM TOBY KEITH BAR AND GRILL, FOR STARTERS!

It may sound weird, but reading the book just made me want to give Tommy a hug. Can't recommend it enough because the BTS stories are insane but the story of how Greg met Tommy and their relationship is fascinating AND oddly touching…