"I order you to find a cure!"

I laughed so fucking hard at the guy suggesting reporting "the minorities" via revenge letter. Not because I'm an asshole, but because it was just so fucking ridiculous that it was hysterical.

The reactions to the Hypnosis video had me in fits of laughter. I'm coming around to Jack (I haven't been a big fan historically) and his HORRIFIED faces during that just killed me.

The variation in their opinions is part of what makes them so goddamn great. Jay and Mike often times take different sides on Half in the Bag (see: Jurassic World) but their conversations are insightful but funny as hell too.

Did you know Gary Numan has a pilot's license? Heh, imagine that!

Why do I just not care about Dany anymore? I think when she got so pumped about being queen and then basically went into "Ugggggghhhhh being queen is hard and it sucks…" mode.

It was BAFFLING to me how all over the place the trailer for this movie was, tonally. Very intense seeming stand off, then wistful music, then hopeful dialogue…what the fuck is it?!

God dammit I have been waiting to see this for MONTHS and it's nowhere to be found in Colorado.

David O'Doherty is fucking hysterical and I lost my shit this morning when I found he'll be with them at Red Rocks. I saw him open for Demetri Martin 9 years ago and have been killing to see him again ever since.

That was the most "meh" episode of the season so far for me, but still quite good. Actually cheered when Arya had her sight restored. And no, I wasn't that sad to see that kid die.

So I actually heard (this is confirmed) that they are adding a small bar/lounge to the FL version, which would indicate it's not going anywhere soon.

This was pretty much the perfect super hero movie to me. Funny, intense, sometimes dark, great story that feels relevant without being preachy, and characters introduced in a very natural way.

I was dying of laughter pretty much the whole time. I'm going to Time Chasers tonight and could not be more excited! I've seen the MST3K ep they did for it and I can't wait to see them riff on it again.

I had wanted to see Miami Connection FOREVER after hearing about it through Alamo Drafthouse, a local theater that does midnight madness (couldn't make it to that) and Red Letter Media. Finally got the chance when they did a Rifftrax live show at a movie theater right near me, and holy cow.

Yeah I hear 7" comedy record and think "So like, one joke on each side?"

That provided some much needed laughs after a very long week. Holy shit.

I remember seeing The Dark Knight in IMAX and when the opening "fly over" shot came up, the ENTIRE audience audible went "ooooooohhhhh…"

Finally saw this last weekend, after waiting forever. Somehow, it exceeded my incredibly high expectations.

Why does it not seem at all coincidental that the first episode in a long time without Jess and Sam was also the BEST in a long time?

My post is what is sometimes referred to as a "joke", you see…