That is awesome and Ms Beaven looks awesome.

"What if I rock back and forth? Will that make it exciting?" -Sam Smith

Sam Smith? But it's too early to be lulled to sleep!

Guys I am cringing so hard.

So this is the Academy going "HAHAHAHA WE GET IT HERE WE ARE MAKING FUN OF OURSELVES" which is really fucking awkward. It's like saying "But I have black friends…"

Oh there's still an awards show?

WEll I hope you enjoy this gig cause I don't think they're inviting you back Chris…

So this will be the one joke he does all night huh?

I am falling in love with Charlotte Newhouse.

The Mothman…stop drinking paint.

".i felt sorry for all the victims…and for once …and first time I wanted the gang to pay consequences"

I was literally crying with laughter at that scene. Jesus Christ. This is why Dennis has become my favorite and why it's a damn shame Glenn Howerton has not been nominated.

"This is like all foam…"

Not to mention the night vision, which apparently was shot that way and not added in post. So awesome!

"Everybody loves Fargo (except the Coens)"

The shot of the team's silhouettes against dawn as they prepare for the raid?

You really think Kate Winslet has no shot at Best Supporting? Come now.

I remember being in Spanish class and one of my good friends, who was also a huge fan, said he'd heard that he died. Being April 1st, we really thought it was fake :(

This.

Okay it's still early and I'm not fully awake yet. But what the fuck is this headline? Am I reading it right? Am I actually awake?