Am I supposed to be laughing right now?

Congrats on portraying someone with a heartbreaking disability-here's your Oscar!

Wouldn't be surprised if American Sniper wins Best Picture at this point. They're losing me very quickly. Imitation Game for best Adapted?!?! Great speech, but seriously folks…

The only thing I love more than Grand Budapest winning all these art/design categories is watching Wes Anderson's glee at it. He absolutely seems legitimately happy to see his crew win these!

NPH I love you…but this gig is not for you.

I'm gonna make an edit of this year's Oscars that just has this performance edited over every other song.

Cue the Vaudeville cane!

Finally saw it…and was really underwhelmed. I'm not even angry at it for glorifying Kyle or anything-it just totally lost me about halfway through.

It is one of a few comedies that slays me, no matter how many times I watch it. The scene in particular of him popping up to their treehouse is absolute gold.

Come on, he played such a great jerk in Step Brothers!

Fuck it, I'm still gonna get drunk and go see this.

DEEP BLUE SEA? THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! A SHARK ATE ME! A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME!

I am a 27 year old man, and I cried "YAY!" and teared up when Lucy said yes to Tom's proposal.

I would fucking LOVE for Whiplash to win Best Picture. 4 days after seeing it, I can't stop thinking about it.

Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!

First of all, I'm quite jealous. Second of all, I did find out it will be playing at the Esquire, so it's true! And I cannot wait!

He had a great "game" on his showing involving a china plate. If someone got the answer correct, he'd hand them the plate. If they got it wrong, he'd smash the plate on the ground and run away.

I think I'm one of maybe a hundred people that love when Anderson keeps conversation in 2-shot, without OTS cuts back and forth, and a slow zoom in. Absolutely love it!

It is well known that Baby Jesus is a twee hipster.

LISTEN. I know…shit's fucked up.