Please Baby Jesus let Wes Anderson win…

Anyone remember that stupid faux-philosophical line about "fear being a choice"? That bugged the every loving shit out of me. Fear is an instinctual reaction, M Night.

Good. Fuck Viacom.

I went on a Disney cruise with my fiancee's family for Christmas, first time ever on a cruise. You may roll your eyes about a grown ass man going on a Disney cruise…but truth be told, it was pretty awesome. Seeing other cruise ships and the state they were in, the whole "Disney care" thing went a long way, because the…

Here's to hoping their Kickstarter being successfully funded means it will be released in Denver, because I have been waiting far too long to see this!

Not defensive-like I said, I haven't even watched it yet. I just notice there's always a decent discrepancy between reviewer grade and community grade.

And as you say that, the community grade has reached a B!

Who knew Mary Steenburgen could be so quietly terrifying? My god, every scene with her and Ava was some of the highest tension I've seen on this show!

B-? Haven't even been able to watch this episode yet but I already know community grade will be at least a B+…

My fiancee is re-watching Friends on Netflix right now. I've never really watched it, but the more I see of it, the more I realize it's actually kind of annoying how it basically might as well be called "Super Rich White Friends". So the point about Ross just dropping money on a trans-Atlantic flight…makes sense.

Having not seen Amazing Spiderman 2 I legitimately thought the "I Love You" scrawled out on the bridge was from psychological spurned lover thriller…

I want Mr. Bacon origin story episode, please.

Oh yay, more superhero movies, that is terrrrriiifffic. I'm jumping for joy.

Holy shit, I love Wynn Duffy. I think I need to make a GIF of him hilariously trying to suck on his straw while he watched Boyd freak out.

I do care! I care BIG TIME!

Should I not whisper to the parent in front of me that I think they have a beautiful child?

I'm a 27 year old man and I will be seeing this by myself tomorrow afternoon.

I'll never forget how terrified I was at people rocking back and forth in their sleep.

As hipster/old-man-ish as it is for me to say, I'm oddly bummed my kids (when I have them) won't have that experience of walking through the video store and looking at movie covers, especially the ones you couldn't rent.

LOOK THE WAYANS BROTHERS DID IT IN WHITE CHICKS OKAY SO IT GOES BOTH WAYS OKAY