I went to a party in college where you were supposed to dress as a president or a first lady…I look nothing like most presidents and decided "screw it, I'll slick my hair and go as JFK." As the night progressed I just started talking like JFK on this show…and that was the only way people got who I was (and how I…

Man, I'm STILL mad they got rid of Back to the Future. I'm going to the Florida parks in December, and was so psyched to ride Jaws since I was too scared to last time. Then I found out it was gutted to make way for Diagon Alley.

When I was maybe 7, I went to Universal Studios with my grandma. We went to the Nickelodeon studios area (RIP) and Lori Beth was hosting some live show. It was likely the most exciting thing through my first 7 years that I got to see Lori Beth in person.

She turned me into a NEWT!

Dear real life Quidditch players:

I guess the same can be said about Happiness Is A Warm Gun? That WAS written on acid but "She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane" and "A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust" makes zero sense sober (or drunk)

Studio Exec: We wanna get in a hot female for the 18-35.

Having not even heard of this, I'm seeing it because Brendan Gleeson-one of the actors I will see in anything. It's shame not many people saw The Guard because that was one excellent dark comedy!

Because boobs.

"Chicle, chicle!"

She's also said "Here's my review…it made a bunch of white men mad…" Sorry we got upset that you refuse to accept that a hate crime happens for reasons other than race, Sonia!

The fact that she posts shit like this and then basically says "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA" when someone calls her out on an ignorant statement just makes it worse…ugh

Honestly, at this point, it's more for the comment sections and the AVC commenters that I'm sticking around…

Glad to see I'm not the only one who was irked by this…

'On the subject of “hate crimes”: It’s very, very interesting that this show would have a crime perpetrated against a white person called a “hate crime.”'

My fiancee wants to play this at our wedding. Is that a good thing?

Watch Harvey Dent be the star quarterback or some bullshit like that. Ugh. Batman in high school is a fucking terrible idea.

You're so brave!

I'm reminded of an exchange from Extras:

I do now appreciate how wonderfully dark and twisted saying "Of course…there's always my way!" cut to a dude hanging from the rafters. That's pretty awesomely dark for an attraction at a family park haha