That's a shame, because he should pay reparations for making us suffer through the whole God-awful fad!

LEAVE STEVE JOBS ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALLLLOOOOONNNNNNNE!

I don't know if there's ever been a show that pissed me off so much. The writers don't even give a fuck at this point. It's insulting.

Wow, how about that CGI shot of him driving on the bridge to the Keys?

Also, I agree Joel. I really do think of Let It Be as some separate entity…

On the topic of Semisonic, I heard "Never You Mind" on Spotify radio…it absolutely overshadows "Closing Time", and makes me want to listen to more of their stuff.

"I'm sorry your little friend got killed by Spiderman, Shelly."

Hey you! Yeah you! Wanna get dinner sometime?

I searched for "Teenage Kicks" by the Undertones (you know, the classic punk tune) and the 2nd result was a song by these shitty twits called "Teenage Kicks"

RACIAL. So…

*stares incredulously at camera*

So, she'll only be in one scene right? God, I hope so…

I remember seeing this in the theater when it came out and liking it. That was during the summer, and then when I went back to high school in UT, the Mormon kids (so about 70% of the school) would NOT STOP QUOTING IT. It was like the safest comedy ever for them.

I'm still a little mad Phoenix didn't get the Oscar.

Thanks for letting me know he likes Always Sunny AV Club, I was worried I wouldn't get that notification!

Sitcom Opportunity:

You know me too well, O'Neal. Although calling me a jerk is just rude.

Ahhhhh….too true. Last time I visited home I got a sandwich from this local place that makes my favorite sandwich of all time. I left it on the counter, turned around for one second, turn back around and the whole thing is in her mouth.

My parents have a Portuguese Water Dog-she is the coolest, sweetest dog ever. Never barks, loves to play, but also loves to be mellow. Plus, she does that adorable thing where if she's sitting there and you stop petting her, she'll paw at you until you start again.

"I'm NOT an Indian! It's just a coincidence I have a love for booze and gambling and a knack for catching syphilis!"