Little known fact: The director was like "Hey Sean, just, you know improvise for a bit. Riff a little." and he liked it so much, he ended up keeping it in the film.

This whole 'baby chop shop' thing is making me read the lyrics to "20 eyes" in a whole new light.

Yes, but what are his opinions on abortion in the case of incest or raping your mother today?

I saw one episode and it was Mitch and some babe getting caught in a real life Dungeons and Dragons game. I think they even had to roll a giant 18 sided die at some point.

It's gotta hurt that she wasn't offered Eat Pray Love.

I thought that this was Diane Keaton but I guess Diane Lane is an actress as well. I will add her to my Theron/Judd/Lane triad of actresses who I cannot distinguish between.

It took me a full 5 seconds before I remembered that 'wrong number' scene. Yeah, that's pretty gratuitous nudity.

Is that the one where he spends pretty much the entire movie lounging around naked and having sex with David Bowie?

The best part of that Llama/Seagal anecdote is that if you caught the tail end …

I was just thinking that the whole Random Roles thing was just a long con for Harris to write a really bizarre biography of Steven Seagal.

"This was supposed to be a PRIVATE audience!"
{karate chops the Dhali Llama in the throat}

Same here!

Chinatown.

I came up with a really good reason for why he could not possibly be illiterate last week, but I forgot it. Maybe I dreamed it? At any rate, maybe he really is illiterate.

I have an old school phone and I only have to charge it once a week. They may be on to something with this rerelease.

He mainly works in France where he is very famous.

Wouldn't that missle just veer straight downwards though?

Usually about 2/3 of the way through these things I break out in a cold sweat thinking "Good God, he's veering toward a secret success, isn't he?", only to have you reel it back in.
I did not, at any point, get that sense with this one.

God, I love this point. Bravo.

Some day at towerofthehand.com, but they are a bit slow on publishing.