I got a "signs the End Times is upon us" notification for this?

- an excerpt from Chapter 6 of Afghamistam's autobiography, "I Am Smarter Than Everyone Else On the Internet"

Dude, way to lean into that. I can't stop laughing.

Clearly, they need to spouse-swap between one straight and one gay couple. That'll learn 'em to get on reality TV!

Whoa there, math wizard. Slow down.

Surely we can be adult enough to accept the position that such an act as the bombings (fire or nuclear) can be simultaneously a terrible thing to do and the course of action with the lowest body count? I don't think that makes it a cause for celebration. Being (potentially) the lesser of two evils does not make a…

Now we just skip the middleman and take over those neighborhoods directly! Progress!

And the people are all phonies! No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it…

Seattle tried this, and man, monorails are the best! …at catching fire every summer.

Oh, you mean slllliiiiIIIIIIIIIDEERRrrrrrrs

Marry me.

I think the issue with that show was less the Star Trek part and more the Really Bad part.

A legitimate presidential election would have ways etc. etc.

My GP was busy so I had to see the other doctor at the office I go to, and he recommended some homeopathic garbage (zinc tablets) for a respiratory illness, and now I'm worried that my actual doctor might share some of those opinions.

Pshaw. Next you'll be telling me a B-movie actor became president!

But which one became a senator?

Do Nut

I'm not sure a guy who routinely quotes himself has that level of self-awareness.

I believe the term is out-house.

Yeah, a pun thread about Human Centipede? I don't think we as a community have it anus.