So every time a character in the movie moves around, the screen will turn to static?

.45 cobbler?

But if you're not in the store, you can't pay them to just drink directly from the beef caulking gun!

Hey, don't fuck the messenger.

Note to commenters: Please hold the alt key and type '130' on your keypad to properly replicate the terminal character in Beyoncé.

If you get a little closer to the monitor, the HD texture will pop in.

I looked this up (I have a hobbyist's interest in applications of RICO) and it was the Key West Police Department, for running a protection scam on cocaine smugglers. Pretty interesting case.
http://www.nytimes.com/1984…

Same. My grandmother was big into the evangelical stuff (including some politics we never saw eye-to-eye about), but she told me about breaking down in tears at seeing one of the televangelical churches in person (with gold nameplates on seats). Years later, she went back to watching that stuff (she called it her…

Her hair's not straight enough.

I didn't know Katie Couric is indigenous.

Yeah, you're not wrong, I just knew I had seen a black dude playing a Romulan once on TNG and went to look it up.

http://en.memory-alpha.org/…

We're all going to be real surprised when he turns out to be evil alternate universe Kirk.

Thanks, DRC!

Coach set expectations that none of us could live up to.

Yeppers, that's me. I hadn't yet figured out the messaging business.

People, I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work.

Good luck with the job search, man. Hope it gets sorted for you soon.

You'll have to calm yourself by peeking ahead in your 2015 Yanis Varoufakis calendar.

*rubs hamburger blanket on wall, wall turns clear*