The church scene felt especially dirty to me. The film just spent so much time trying to justify the deaths of those people. The film saying, "don't worry, these people are bigots, they deserve to die" is such a cheap cop-out, and it almost feels meaner than if it had just been somewhere random.

Man, I just don't get this movie. I really, viscerally hated it. I didn't find it fun, I found it really fucking mean and corny.

we're so lucky to be alive right now

Alas, they seem to be only touring in New England towns that are >4 hours' drive away from me. Looks like I'm going to have to take a Megabus to Portland, Maine, wooooo.

I can't believe Jedi Rocks is a thing. I honestly have no idea what any of them were thinking, there is no fucking justification for Jedi Rocks

I liked the Ewoks! It's a Vietnam analogy where the Viet Cong are cuddly-ass teddy bears! How can you not love that?!?

McGregor was the only one who survived the Lucas imposed-flatness. His performance was easily the best of anyone in the in the prequels. Christianson did his best too, but the material he was given was just the worst.

Menace probably has the worst plotting, but it's also the only one that feels like a Star Wars movie and not a shitty video game cutscene.

I haven't seen the prequels since I was a kid, and I was starting to wonder if my negative opinion of them was based more on the backlash than on the actual movies.

This is embarrassing. I was 100% convinced that Brian DePalma was dead. Whoops.

THIS SERIES IS SO GOOD

Giants fans tend to be fans of the A's, A's fans tend to hate the Giants with a passion.

Oh man, the creepy, slowed down cover of "For What It's Worth" was the worst possible music they could've used. That choice of music alone makes me want to never watch this.

Grant's a top-5 president, IMO. Reconstruction was a positive good, and he was basically the one thing keeping it afloat.

the worst couplet in music history is "if they don't like it, sue me/mmm, the way you do me"

Y'all know that was a joke, right? Judging by the fact that all of his friends, including his wife, were laughing their collective asses off…

you can take the em dash from my cold, dead hands – it is the perfect punctuation mark

Nah, when he drops the joint on his leg and crashes his car. That's the best scene in the movie.

Known doesn't even sound like a real word anymore, jesus.

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure she's just wearing a red leather jacket.