My review of Baby Driver: of course that's who Edgar Wright would cast as a weapons dealer.

I'm watching Batman Begins for the first time in five years, and it turns out it still rules a lot?

I'm not even sure I can give them credit for rectifying the mistake, because that's a mistake you recognize week 1, at the very latest. And they really should have realized it when they watched 21 Jump Street, which ends with Rob Riggle screaming that his penis was shot off, a good indicator as to the kind of touch…

Also, I would absolutely watch the Ace Ventura version of this movie (as long as the comparisons don't extend to "bizarre, graphic transphobia"), because Bradford Young inky shadows combined with "And you must be the Monopoly guy"-level comedy sounds like a mismatch too glorious to miss, compared to the single this…

Just to be clear, this is not meant to diss Ehrenreich, it's more to express my bafflement that the studio thinks someone who's worked with the Coen brothers, Francis Ford Coppola, and Woody Allen needs an acting coach in order to best play a space scoundrel.

So not only were the directors mismatched to the tone the higher-ups were looking for, the lead actor was mismatched to the directors' tone? Great decisions made all around, real well-run production.

Hail, Caesar! 2 looks lit

Happy Latvian Independence Day to you too!

I assume it's because corn feeds chickens and without chicken there wouldn't be a Twin Peaks.

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Yeah, I feel like I'm going to need to put duct tape over my mouth just to feel safe to go to sleep.

This is what pops up when you search for "The horse is the white of the eyes".

I officially now have less than no sympathy for those who want Twin Peaks Redux, because what we're getting here is not only substantially better than that would be, it's maybe the greatest thing ever broadcast on television.

Ahem. The NIN.

Both The Following and Person of Interest (and Bargain Basement John Hurt's role therein) are discussed in it, too!

Blank Check begins their Christopher Nolan miniseries with Following

I also just found out (and this is as close to an exclusive as I'll ever get) that she's going to be in Woody Allen's next movie (alongside Timothee Chalamet and Chloe Grace Moretz), so that's going to be great.

I too very recently discovered how much I loved Elle Fanning. If you're drawn to watching any of her other films, I very highly recommend 20th Century Women (my favorite film of the last five years) and Somewhere, both of which she's phenomenal in.

I loathe to cite Jeffrey Wells in anything except as an example of the worst of humanity, but he sez that Elle Fanning, Chloe Grace Moretz, and Call Me By Your Name's Timothee Chalemet will all be in Woody Allen's next film. If this comes to pass, this will be Allen's first film with substantial kid/teenager…

I was much more interested and engaged by the trailers making it look like a fun high school romp than I was by the ones stressing what serious business it would be (with plenty of Iron Man), and from the sounds of the reactions it focuses on being the former, so thank god.