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It's quite something to witness a Facebook group's near-implosion on the basis of "Loss.jpg" memes.

What a world where a Marvel Netflix series apparently has more overt color-coding than the new Steven Soderbergh movie.

Loki………. thank you.

Y'all are lucky you ditching me tonight on Chatovod happened to coincide with me discovering that my schedule is completely open for the 20th Century Women liveblog to occur any day after tomorrow. I'll try this again on Sunday, and if that doesn't work for you guys, we'll keep moving down the list!

What's this bullshit? Where's our fuckin' Kit Fisto movie? What about Gragra: Origins? And don't get me started on Dexter Jettster: The Motion Picture Experience.

America wants to see Ryan Reynolds and not our Good Boys Adam Driver and Channing Tatum, we truly are fucked as a nation.

That's what I thought too, but I guess not?

I guess studio marketing is more important than Soderbergh gave it credit for being, if it led to an absurdist comedy with Matt Damon as a flabby, mentally-ill whistleblower making more money than a crowdpleasing heist movie.

Logan Lucky is looking at a $7-8 million finish this weekend. That's lower than the openings of Side Effects, Haywire, and the goddamn Informant!. :-(

Trump and Bannon are distracting us from the REAL NEWS at hand.

Internet Communists: Community is good and so is Steven Soderbergh.

The Narrator Continues His Soderbergh Escapade

Well, I hope they at least see the film again and again until they understand everything.

Yeah, part of the selling point of Soderbergh's new way of distributing this was the shift in marketing focus from the studios' way of carpetbombing everyone to really honing in who would want to see it most. I hope it works, and I hope those southerners pay full ticket price, not some bargain matinee cut-rate deal.

Also, now that Kinja is even more of a looming threat than it was before, I'd like to get serious about that 20th Century Women liveblog I proposed. I'm thinking about doing it tomorrow night, but if you want to do it and that doesn't work for you like some other time does, respond to this with your preferred time.

I saw Logan Lucky today, oh boy

Acknowledgment of 40 minutes until first showing of Logan Lucky in town. Earnest expression of excitement. Puncturing of previous sincerity with joke from trailer and/or joke about Soderbergh's retirement. Non-sequitur 20th Century Women gif.