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Hey, that "some guy" who's directing Godzilla 2 directed Krampus… which I have not seen. And the "some guy" who directed Kong directed the Janine and Dave-approved The Kings of Summer… which I have also not seen.

Friendship ended with STINGO

None of those other movies have Charlie Day as a wacky scientist. It's simple math, really.

He at least hired an A-plus intern, though.

I know Patrick Stewart has been a great actor for a while, but I don't think he's ever topped his work on this show. At the very least, in no other project has he said "Why it's Shia LaBeouf! I loved you in Holes!".

"Who will hold baby Hector…"

I gradually stopped watching this show because of my general laziness about watching TV, and goddamnit if this isn't making me want to rewatch the older episodes and see the new ones for the first time. Just seeing some of the titles of these episodes is making me smile.

It's at the end of an otherwise just okay episode, but I will say that the climax of "Cops and Rogers" is maybe still the hardest I've ever laughed at anything.

In that case, I highly recommend you don't watch Only God Forgives.

The narrator in question in my user name is Edward Norton in Fight Club.

Okay, I guess Passengers is at least competent, but you're getting bad either way and you might as well go to the extreme. And I still need direct confirmation that half the shit said to be in Collateral Beauty is actually there.

Collateral Beauty.

Gotta make room for The Curling Network and The Channel That's Literally Just Footage of Maple Syrup.

Hey, with as much as those red laces fuck up, you gotta relax once in a while.

1. Mike Wazowski
2. Mr. Saturday Night and Forget Paris
3. Hamlet
4. This is Spinal Tap

I will admit, Adam Driver as the American equivalent to Denis Lavant wasn't a connection I made before knowing about this project, but damned if it doesn't kinda fit.