Wow, am I really the first one to post this? Guys, we're slipping.
The Narrator
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The lede is being buried here; what in unholy fuck is Jon Favreau doing directing the pilot?
Keeping today's baby theme alive, David Ehrlich did not much care for The Boss Baby.
If those Austin fuckers get to see and hate Song to Song while I have to wait for home video to love it, I am going to be so pissed.
Just biding time until the Baby Driver trailer/reviews.
I agree that it can't be bad, because Terrence Malick doesn't make bad movies.
This Just In: Song to Song is a modern Terrence Malick film, is splitting critics straight down the middle.
You almost gotta admire the sheer amount of fuck-uppery occurring on this site today.
Does any other Terry Gilliam movie have Benicio del Toro dragging a telephone across a hotel room floor whilst screaming belligerently? I think the choice is clear.
In Disney's Blank Check, a limo driver desperately wants a ten-year-old to fuck a full-grown woman.
The reviews that I have read that mention that episode seem to think it's by far the best of the bunch, at least.
I hope this is revealed to be in the Snow Day Cinematic Universe and Neeson will have to do battle with Chris Elliott.
Hey, so far too many of the reviews of Iron Fist failed to mention that RZA directed the sixth episode.
They're personally served to you by CHORD OVERSTREET.
Geostorm 2: The Man Who Killed Don Quixote
So, uh, IMDb sez The Man Who Killed Don Quixote has started filming. Adam Driver is still the lead, Jonathan Pryce is the new (and, god willing, final) Quixote.