1. Hospital visitation rights. In many ways, the patient has control over who can visit. But, let's say the hospital has a rule that the patient can only be visited by spouse and blood relations. That means friends can't visit, but it doesn't mean those friends are made to be second-class citizens.

Right, hence why I wrote "Blacks were not prevented from marrying each other."

I'm sure many would, but they'd be wrong.

Gay marriage is not “the unfinished business of black people being free.” Blacks were not prevented from marrying each other, and gays are not segregated from the straight population, nor are they prevented from voting.

Maxwell Demon?

I recommend Choking Victim's No Gods/No Managers as a bookend.

S-K definitely has a more impressive discography than all these other bands.

By making Bikini Kill comparable to Nirvana, you're calling Bikini Kill overrated post-existentially romanticized ripoff artists.

Fool, you cray.

Oh you mean Samuel L. Jackson? I thought you meant Samuel Jackson. You know, Cuba Gooding Jr.'s dad in Boyz N The Hood?

The Office.

Not if they use the Delorean!

Here's how you save the Michael J Fox show: every episode is a reunion of actors from something else Michael J Fox did, and NBC teases the fuck out of it all week. Back to the Future, Spin City, Family Ties, etc.

Heeeeeeeeyyyoooooooooooooooooo!!!

I don't know, I wasn't that moved by this episode. It should have ended with Ann and Chris flying away in a helicopter and Ann sees Leslie had written "goodbye" in white rocks.

Dear Rando Who Wrote This Essay: You are not the worst. You seem to be closer to the best, if we're scaling this stuff out. I'd be totally amped to get a boob hug from the Terminatrix, and I'm a white hetero-normy!

…ESPECIALLLY Pootie Tang.

I hope the producers take it too seriously so that it's like that SNL sketch with Phil Hartman and Jon Lovitz and the screenwriter says, "I can't make Megashark vs. Mechashark work! It's too absurd!" and the producer yells, "You'll make it work. And add a cyborg octopus also! Or you'll never work in this town again!"

This seems pretty tragic, but it's not as bad as Bleeding Gums Murphy's addiction to Faberge Eggs.

"I’ll agree that’s a drawback to some of these movies: They’re taken too seriously."