Five months from now we'll be lucky if there's still a White House.

They took a simple plot and gave it a high-concept twist that demanded a lot of world-building that they then weren't interested in doing. Showing the asteroid missing Earth just highlighted the problem; if it had just been a fantasy world where dinosaurs farm and live side-by-side with feral humans, sure, okay, but…

What about 18?

The Good Dinosaur wasn't the worst Pixar film by any means, but it's the one that made the least impact on me. Afterwards, I was like, okay, that was fine, which some would say is better than cursing the name of Larry the Cable Guy, but I almost prefer a movie that really cheeses me off because then I have the fun of…

That's why I like about Overwatch. They automatically match me with people who suck as bad as I do!

Eh, I may have misremembered the line, I haven't seen that version since the ol' VHS days.

I don't see any possible way this could backfire.

I remember telling people in all seriousness that Bush was the absolute floor, because anyone worse than W. would obviously be so bad as to be flat-out unelectable.

Iiiiiiiiiiii hate every app I see
On iPhone or on Ga-la-xy!

Finally I can toss the book and watch this on TV, the way Bradbury would have wanted.

We had that one too!

Gary Larson wasn't allowed to use it in The Far Side for that reason, apparently. He mentioned that in one of his books and it was the first time I'd ever heard of that, either.

We had this when I was a kid, it's called growing up with a version taped off of network TV and then finding out decades later that there's a scene where Ray gets blown by a ghost, and also that the line isn't "It's true, your honor, this man has no brain."

I was imagining "One Piece at a Time", but instead of a Cadillac, it's about the Death Star.

"Our spaceship needs a better cassette player. Sound quality is very important to us Guardians of the Galaxy—volume, too."

"I'm not ready to tell you the truth about the God Killer and Man's World. You'll just have to wonder, woman."

Why are the names in this phone book all written with Cyrillic characters?

Patrick looks like if Frankie from One Piece mated with Meat Loaf.

The first seven rows may get wet.

Thanks!