It won't be the first stain he's left on the presidency!

Let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

My second guess would have been the car.

"Big Rolls"? Is this slang or something? Because it just sounds like he's bragging about how fat he is.

Sure, go ahead and take a stab at one.

I went to see MST3K Live. It was amazing (ever with the movie being Eegah, which was never one of my favorite episodes of the series.) The new riffs and host segments are very sharp, and singing along to the theme song with a theater full of other people is probably the closest thing it's possible for me to have to a…

The cruise ship will consist of ten feet of railing, a couple of life preserver rings with the name of the show's ship sharpied on, and ocean_sounds.mp3.

I feel exactly the same way. Reagan was terrible. W was terrible. But they had at least some experience, a veneer of charisma (to some people, I guess?), the ability to mostly function as politicians, and you could look at people who voted for them and say, fine, I really think they're wrong, and a lot of them might…

It's not the 90's, but how about a movie version of The Secret? It wouldn't even cost the studio anything to make. All they have to do is think positive and the universe will film and edit it for them.

What they got back didn't live long…fortunately.

So where would one acquire this snortable chocolate? Uh, just so I don't accidentally get any.

We know this is you, Catherine.

"Hobby Lobby management was unable to comment because all their faces melted off."

I wish I could agree with you, but I was taught to always say no to cigarettes.

President Camacho was smart enough to recognize that he didn't know how to fix the country's problems, and that putting a much smarter person in charge of solutions was a good thing.

According to the article, the investigation is still open, which suggests they still think there's a possible threat. Or maybe it doesn't? I admit I'm not an expert on this stuff. Or maybe they actually found a partially assembled guillotine in her house, I don't know.

Remember that guy who joked about "second amendment people" doing something about Clinton if she got elected? Sure hope he's being investigated.

So, after talking to her for an hour, the Secret Service still thinks there's a real possibility Kathy Griffin is plotting to chop Trump's head off?

It's going to be a beautiful bypass, the best hyperspace bypass!

Well, I do. I can't speak for anyone else.