Terribble job, internet.

You are still waiting for the beginning of the end? I take it you've just woken from a coma?

Of course you do. You have two ears and a heart after all.

Alien: Fyre Festival perhaps?

The was a conservative pundit in Australia by the name of Stan Zemanek who died of brain cancer. He was famously eulogized as having "views more malignant than his brain". I'm yet to see that topped.

AUDREY!!!!

Hahaha. Also, ew.

Except that ATDI is in no way Emo.

Corey Haim will be taking over the role of Barb.
I'll show myself out…

All we know is it was almost definitely a Subaru.

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy,
with powers COMPARABLE TO WONDERBOY!

Indeed. What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Nup. You're wrong.

Hapless Flunky, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a billboard. You're a billboard now, and you've always been a billboard. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger billboard. Maybe have some more billboard kids.

For all the cows?

This outrages me.

"Why chime in like some old-fashioned radio play?"
You just answered your own question. It serves largely as a stylistic nod to old serialised westerns.

No 'Waco: Rules of Engagement'? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
It is absolutely damning and forensic in its investigation of law enforcement misconduct leading up to and during the Waco Siege in 1993.

A wizard did it.

Agree. Massive oversight.