And Lee Majors!
dun-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh

Phah! I wish!

As a kid? I was alrea…ohhhh I've wasted my life.

Not with ANY attitude!

Double same.

Cunnilingus with a straw huh? Good I was looking for something to erase from my memory/drink tonight.

ugh. I love him… I mean I wanna love him? But everything I hear he'sssss…. a dick in person just… total dick.

I know right? Not to objectify but, good gracious dat azz was bodacious.

Don't ruin it!

As a kid I always got him confused with Jack Warden.

Yeah. Mixed-race Canadian here. It exists. In both directions actually. My theory is some people are just assholes no matter what color or creed.

Ha. Alien Resurrection always come to mind, since it's the first time I'd ever seen such a contraption. I was a kid and thought it was the tits. (the guns not.. not the movie…)

I am an enigma.

Ahhh but who said anything about Netflix?

Naaww I love dick chopper.

Duke Of Burgundy!

Believe me, you can count on Slippery Pete.

I long for the day we can read this headline and respond with:
"…who?"

*single tear

Needs more Tilda.