I also had to walk. But hunch over and pretend I was a gorilla while I did it. Because reasons.

Lindsay in her undies might be the hottest thing I've ever… I can't even

well not with THAT attitude!

Yah. Small town. They're a lot less…. social then the city I moved to. I admit they're cute… but I don't trust them and their clawy fings.

Pfft. That's not how I remember it.

Wait wait wait…. are you telling me she *isnt* a CBS studio executive?

One of my cats was eaten by raccoons.

Yeah surprised no one's making that connection.

I heard Fasslehoff totally hangs dong in that.

Didn't you watch King Ralph?

Monsters. All of you. Shaaaaame! Shaaaaame!

Fester lives!

Uhh.. oh! Canada!? Curse those handsome devils!

It's just a job, five days a week.

*fingers crossed on Jane Fonda*

I liked him in "Push"!

freaka-who?

ZORT!

Why would you want to put a mask on that face?!

Clearly his most significant role to date has been "Natalie Portman's awkward date" from Blockbuster hit Thor: The Dark World.