I have a coppy of their yearbook, which I will sell to the highest bidder over $10,000.

Dear Sirs;
My boss just had me try something called anal nitrate. It hurt a little, but it's ok.
Susie

Nahth Enn.

What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?

For 16 seconds. Then the movie ends.

Kenan lucked out because he's fat and SNL needed another fat guy to replace Horatio Sanz, who replaced Chris Farley, who replaced. . .

Am I the only one who had to look up "harridan?"

Especially white celebrities.

Must be German

A nw movie with Seth Rogan hanging around with his buddies, getting wasted? Man, he's pushing the envelope on this one!

Eh - "Chicagoer" sounds pretty silly anyway.

Not if it turned you into a racist adulterer.

Hey, that's not gravy! You said it was gravy!!

Honk your horn for peace

Sorry, I can't hear you because the goddam bass is too goddam loud

I prefer to see it as "Bryce Dallas Howard is a sexy stereotype."

I'm still waiting to hear Bristol Palin's take on this. (For those who have not heard, Bristol, who was opposed to same sex marriage while vigorously promoting abstinance as the best birth control method, has just announced that she is in fact still unmarried. . . and pregnant!)

You left out doggie style.

She must have liked how all those rappers kept saying, "mother."

If the Donald wants to win any votes at all, he's gonna have to stop saying what he thinks.