You lack self awareness.

Starring Andy Serkis as New Coke! And also as Old Coke, of course.

Because unlike Phil the women aren't trying to get laid in the most dishonest and creepy way possible?

It kind of did.

I think you just answered your own question!

That or "Sarah impersonates another clone".

"will make horror buffs reach for the “like” button"

Funny, Jay Johnston looks exactly the same and Paul F. Tompkins looks better.

What's wrong with Coach?

Oxymoron of the week!

And oddly enough the Haunted Mansion was more of a palace! (unverified)

Touché.

I think you mean "The Haunted Palace". "Mansion" is the Eddie Murphy Disney theme park movie.

Well considering that in context he's essentially saying "this movie isn't good but at least it's better than Only God Forgives", I think it's appropriately sensitive.

Same here. Hard not to dismiss the review after reading that.

I love MacGruber (in all its unevenness) but what really sold me on Forte was his "Fortin' with Will" bits on Tim and Eric.

You're eating the wrong chemicals!

Blue Ruin
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Wolf of Wall Street
Drive
True Grit

Well, you'd miss a terrible first act and probably have a somewhat higher opinion of the film.

I wouldn't call Haywire a bad movie, but every other film on this list that I've seen was better. Often by a substantial margin.