I still have no idea what the hell you're talking about. I praised lorde in the same damn comment I ripped on Kesha. Can't I just a have a particular taste and point of view without it being an indictment on me or my generation?

I'm three years younger than Kesha, if that's relevant.

…and doesn't know anything about chameleons. The "adaptive camouflage" idea is a myth. Chameleons change colors because they can and it's awesome. We'd be doing it all the time too if we could, but can't so we got jealous and made up the other story.

"And by the way, I don't mean this literally, you shouldn't go around telling people that women have more ribs then men, because come on, you should know that's not how it works. Idiots."

No more than whoever wrote Revelation (a guy named John, but not that John and probably not that other John either, so for all we know it's just some hobo who showed up at Nicaea and stuck his grubby scroll on the pile while no one was looking). Anyway there's a reason bad horror movies love quoting that guy and it's…

Clearly you've never seen the cover with ol' Hilter gets punched out by our boy Superman.

No, it can't be! If I remember anything from the Supergirl movie (and I really shouldn't), she grew up on a weird moon base or something.

I think you mean Emma Frost, but really there's no shortage to women perpetually in their underwear or chicks Scott's slept with (even though he's really in love with Jean) in the X-men universe, so the middle part of that venn diagram can't be that small.

(don't ask what demisexual means don't ask what demisexual means don't ask wha… aw screw it!)

Is that before or after the scene where she bends over so we can see her ass?

I never saw the movie (why would I?), but the girls in it all seemed to be the same general "type" and I guess petite girls in too much makeup aren't really something that appeals to me. Plus, shouldn't a movie called "Sucker Punch" feature women with a little more muscle? You know someone who looks like she could…

Well, some of us have been shitting on 300 since the first trailer, so really we're the consistent ones and the rest of yall are some fickle bastards.

Aww see, you done fucked up. If you'd just linked it as this cah-raaazy thing you found on the internet, a bunch of us would already be in ironic love with it, but self-promotion? Forget about it.

To be fair, sometimes the women are into it. Apparently he makes for one sexy swan.

An oxymoron if I ever heard one.

Her nose also appears to have different contours on different sides. I think the nose ring confused them.

I really don't think we want to start this particular pun thread…

Yeah that was my reaction as well, along with "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING TEN YEARS AGO?" But then I remembered Stockholm Syndrome exists. Life's a bitch, you get used to it, and then you die. :c

Yeah she's definitely got a weird mix of Madonna/Lady Gaga style intentional artifice (I find those two exhausting, but they at least seem in on the act), and Miley Cyrus/Britney Spears type "I'm just an ordinary girl even though I've been rich and famous since I was a kid" delusion. Even she doesn't seem sure how…

Yeah, more than likely. The cynical side of me suspects that some of these charges are nonsense and she's just throwing everything at him to see what sticks. It's a pretty common tactic to gain leverage, especially in cases like this that are tried largely in the court of public opinion. Strangely this may also be the…