Oh come on, everyone knows it's not one head injury that does that, it's dozens of them sustained over a course of a career in which your coaches and even the team doctors tell you there's nothing to worry about and push you back onto the field before you're healed. I mean, let's be fair here.

Yeah, and for things that happened ten years ago there are statute of limitations restrictions as well. I'm not a lawyer, but the statute of limitations in California is six years for all major felonies except murder, other offenses punishable by death/life imprisonment, and (for some reason) embezzlement of public…

I dunno, the folks on SVU seem pretty committed. Are you saying TV lied to me?

I think you meant "anti-judicial-activism," but the way you hyphenated it is funnier.

Maybe she's a prodigy at something else though? There isn't a single question on the SAT about putting on glitter makeup and bark-singing, so maybe she wasted her time studying silly bullshit like algebra and history and was completely unprepared for real world jobs — like making a good pop anthem for people to get…

Well, it's sort of hard to know what she really looks like under all the makeup and airbrushing and her voice is pretty indistinct under all the production work, but you're right. All her parts are in the right places and she appears to at least be able to carry a tune. Therefor, she's as worthy of her fame as the…

Having met a few aspiring comics (one of them does stand up now, the others just wanted to), they really do seem like a very specific kind of neurotic. Basically, the guys I knew seemed to worry about a billion stupid little things every day. — germs, people "judging" them, their looks, conflict in the world, women,…

I'm with you, mostly, but I gotta say when I think of inoffensive pop, I think of Lorde, or that guy with the hat. I have no patience at all for Kesha's brand of aggressive/tacky party music. There are plenty of more grating singers out there especially on pop radio (Who decided that an Aussie girl doing a bad Nicky…

Really, cause I thought those tits were outrageous.

Yeah, that's got to be one of the worst "X on Iron Throne" photoshops I've ever seen and there's not exactly a shortage of those. I only clicked on the link because I thought, "there has to be more too it than that, right?" Apparently not.

The way the book describes them, they're basically cougars with zebra stripes.

I thought they were ghosts. Do ghost kids still grow up? You're really rocking my worldview here.

No, you're right, she is mindblowing. We all got together to vote on it and "mindblowing" got more votes than "fan-fucking-tastic" and "bonerific" combined.

You're fighting the good fight and all here, but honestly I see the phrase used wrong more often than right. Starting to feel like a losing battle.

AD does have Michael/Lyndsay though. Not that they've consummated it… yet.

Man, Avatar fans are just the worst. Firecest is wrong, no matter how hot it is…

That's what happens when your parent website doesn't treat you right.

I kind of like the family tree rule. Every family tree has people that appear more than once if you zoom out wide enough, and in areas where the population has mostly stayed in the same place for a long time, you usually don't have to zoom out very far. For instance, my mom's old New England "came on the Mayflower"…

Really the law against cousin marriage is total bullshit. I'd never get it on with my hot cousin, but that's because it would way too fucking awkward, not for any genetic reason. Cousin-marriage has been common practice in many (most?) societies throughout human history, and modern biology tells us it's not…

Step siblings are something of a gray area, but the general rule seems to be: not raised together = not really incest; grew up in the same house = totally incest.