But, you probably still should.

Back in the 50's, that McDonald kid was just a crum bum, hangin' out in alleyways waiting t'a give some poor schlub the business. Now look at 'em. Punk gets his own family and goes nuts. Starts dressing up like a clown, stompin' around other people's territory, soon enough he's took over the whole operation!

It's impossible to really get them all on your own. You could consider it a cheat sheet, or a good way to learn something about 1920s pop culture.

So he runs over two dudes and he's relaxed, but this triggers him?

Ever since The Wu-Tang Clan acquired Voltron, it's been nothing but a mecha arms race.

Green Ranger

I object to the lack of Green Ranger in it.

*Rita stabs a minion, gets sent to prison for ten thousand years*

Questioning revealed that he knew to only use his weapon for defence.

Gadzooks, Sarge!

I've settled on going outside in nothing but socks and a cowboy hat. Hypothermic delirium should take care of this.

Is anyone else worried that Wiseau is going to totally fuck this up? The original Samurai Cop was an awful toxic mold cultivated in a very specific environment. Making a sequel that tries to capture the perfect badness of is difficult to begin with, but Wiseau doesn't fit the vibe at all. Samurai Cop and The Room are…

You'd think they'd notice the flaw in their plan when they met another person who didn't vaccinate their kid. But then again, I'm expecting them to think critically.

Here's the thing I understand least about anti-vaxxers: surely being on the spectrum is a better option than being fucking dead.

I want to un-know this, but I'm snowed in so liquor isn't available.

Broke people.

As long as she doesn't have a kid.

Do… do you not Kwiz?

No, no, my mom's the giant vagina on Dagobah. She was, sadly, cut for time.

Wait, which name is the Star Wars name?