Worse, he's being thrown into a giant vagina in the desert.

Why is it so hard to find a power converter these days?

Youre thinking of Ann-Dhi Rooney.

Starring… Ice-T.

Well I mean, John Travolta certainly engages in fusion, but I don't know if truckstop bathrooms are that peaceful.

They failed to ever get the camera inside Portman's awful quaker outfits.

How did you find my Frozen/Serenity crossover fic??

Something tells me your heart isn't in this.

Let me tell you some great anecdotes from my life as a youngling!
*is force choked*

All we hear about is Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars. When is someone going to reboot Space Mutiny?

Sexy women with
Smart-ass remarks, fighting things
That's feminism

I noticed a flaw in this reference and couldn't help but point it out, then referenced The Simpsons where a similar behavior is mocked in order to create self-deprecating humor.

Haikus really aren't about rhyme, more about crafting an interesting juxtaposition within a very confined and structured verse. Gee, I sure hope you're banned for this blunder.

I really enjoyed Monk for a while. I was intrigued by all the things mentioned in the article that make him a different sort of TV genius detective, especially that they were going to portray a character with a serious mental illness without underplaying it as just something that only matters sometimes for plot…

I'm not sure what it is about Moe calling Marge "Midge," but it's one of my favorite little recurring things.

Keep in mind that this is Bart saying this, and while he is capable of great depth, his is also a literal child who expresses himself best through petty crime.

Putting Chris Pratt in all the remakes of modern classics is a more appealing idea to me than it probably should be.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: binge watch the first three(?!) Alvin and the Chipmunks movies in preparation for the fourth. This message will self-destruct in thirty seconds, you will probably self-destruct sometime during The Squeakuel.

"It's unknown just how long the KFC Double Down Dog will last…"

You're Fired, Internet!