I'm sure he also yelled that at someone while punching them in the face.

It's the kind of joke someone comes up with after a few shots and a couple bowls, then loses in the fog. Except this time, someone remembered, and now we all suffer for it.

Oh… hey, this is, uh… nice, aunt J.K.

That's no big deal, I'd only hope for a one-night stand, maybe a quickie in a bathroom if we met again later.

Unfortunately, he grew up into Macaulay Culkin: a fate worse than death.

I love how that one guy is just… walking through the desert. With his fireball wrist things. At first I figured they were going to have a crazy magician fireball fight but no, that guy's just taking a stroll I guess.

Will Vanilla Ice be reprising his role as Inexplicable Pop Phenomenon?*

Let's take a moment to appreciate how hilariously overproduced that commercial was for, essentially, a really dangerous Bic.

I'm not arguing with people who've drank the kool-aid anymore. I've read all of this shit a dozen times and I've argued with as many people and I know where every single one of these shitty arguments go. I won't be able to satisfy your suspicions if GG's "evidence" has already convinced you. The best I can say is, if…

It's not picking and choosing when the rest are unverified or unverifiable claims made by people on Reddit.

For instance, the only evidence of "collusion" came from a mailing list where various journalists were discussing the most ethical way to report on a sensitive topic. The accusations of politicizing games comes from reviewers offering the same criticism one might give a work of art, as opposed to advertising a…

Is this the thread where we talk about Morgan Webb fantasies we had as early teens?

The irony is that all of the problems GG has with games journalism are pretty much the best signs of progress it's made in the ethical department.

There was another time where they did a Fear and Loathing parody episode that I didn't get until way later.

Well, I figure one guy dedicated to making cute tweets is one less coup funded by drug money and illegal arms trade.

This is a joke that I think could easily transition to Late Night, and it always remained clever enough to remain interesting. I hope he keeps it.

It's also the most quotable thing he does. Trust me, I've tried using "Where could you even rape the Millenium Falcon? Right there, I've done it," and it uh, it does not work.

I also love the bit where he looks in the popcorn tub and it's filled with bones, then he gets pissed off at the bones for sullying his Titanic popcorn tub.

I kind of like the one where he abducts the girl dressed like a Na'vi because it takes a cartoonishly absurd premise and makes it really fucking dark, but most of the bits don't really have that quality. I think it was meant as a way to mock the typical "internet reviewer" and it got way, way away from them.

With luck, Cosby will live to be broke in real life too.